[1. Interior darkened warehouse]
Robin: Why did Batman want to meet us here?
Jesus: I honestly don't know.
[2. Batman's silohette]
Batman: I learned it by watching you.
[3. trio view]
Noid: That's omenous.
Jesus: Not really the kind of thing you start with when you're revealing a big secret about the science of memes.
[4. Another Batman silhouette]
Batman: It's the key to memes. But that doesn't matter.
[5. Batman head on]
Batman: Because I'm not giving it to you.
[6. trio view]
Jesus: Well, actually you just told us it's "by watching you".
[7. Batman shadows again]
Batman: I learned a lot from both of you. You Noid.
[8. Noid view]
Batman: You're not actively evil. You're just selfish. You don't go out of your way to make the world worse.
[9. Monsters flashback]
Batman: You just don't care enough to stop it.
[10. Trio view]
Noid: That's fair.
[11. Jesus view]
Batman: But you Jesus.
[12. Batman silhouette]
Batman: Or should I say Jesus meme?
[13. Some Jesus memes]
Batman: Because you're not the real Jesus.
[14. Batman silhouette]
Batman: You're just the meme. Like all of us, you're the idea of Jesus.
[15. Jesus memes]
Batman: But you're completely broken. You have borderline personality disorder. People never agree on you.
[16. Batman silhouette]
Batman: And you don't care. You only want power. You want to spread and lord it over everyone. You don't care about anything.
[17. Jesus washing feet]
Batman: But Jesus was a servant to people. He cared about people.
[18. Jesus character view]
Batman: Hell, I'm more like Jesus than you.
[19. Batman looking pensive]
[20. Jesus view]
Jesus: You wish. I made you! I gave you life. When I found you, you were a mindless meme like the rest of them.
[21. Batman silhouette over jesus view]
Batman: No, that's it. I'm more like Jesus than you.
[22. Batman JESUS!]
Batman: I AM the new Jesus!
[23. Jesus view]
Jesus: You're mad! But that does remind me of me when I was a younger meme.
[24. Batman Jesus View]
Batman: You brought me to life because you needed me, but I don't need you. I'm everything you ever were and more!
[25. Batman view]
[26. Robin view]
Robin: Batman, no...
The finale! This is the finish to the first major arc I want to tell. Batman is Jesus.
We all know it. We maybe don't want to. Everything good and bad about Jesus is also in Batman.
Try to disagree. You'll see.
The next season is gonna be double-plus-epic. I'm looking into new ways to present this. It
might seem like a different comic. We'll see. IN THE FALL!