Jesus: ... that's when I memed that I was returning soon, and that's kept me going for 2000 years---
Batman: I found the radioactive substance we can use to mutate memes. Meet me at MySpace.
Noid: He's making us wait?!?
Robin: What? When did the Noid get back?
dolan: myspass? y no napster. is even mor retard. (MySpace? Why not Napster? That's even more retarded.)
Robin: Ew, dolan. What are you doing here?
Noid: dolan is a mistake from our memetic modification attempts. We can't figure out how to destroy him.
dolan: fak u nod. i fak ur mom. she like to nod. (Fuck you, Noid. I fucked your mom. She likes to nod.)
Robin: Oh god, he dolan'd us. Did you think maybe this world isn't worth saving?
Noid: I wanted to burn it all down, but then there would still be dolan and twinkie memes.
dolan: just u an me twunkie. (Just you and me twinkie.)
dolan: time to repopulate wurld (Time to repopulate the world.)
[Cowboy Twinkie wimpers]
dolan in Broke Back Mountain cowboy hat: wish i kno how to quit u (I wish I knew how to quit you.)
I think if Jesus meme was left in a room with some
people who didn't really have anywhere else to go
he'd start yacking about his exploits. "Then
I rubbed mud in a guy's eyes, lol." And "They broke
in through the fucking roof! We were so high."
BTW, the reason they're going to MySpace and not Napster
is that Napster is dead. You can't even get there
from the meme world. I probably won't get around to
explaining it in the comic, so there's that tidbit
right now. You win because you read. And you thought
you'd never use "reading" in real life.
Why is dolan here? Oh god, what have I done?