Script:
Doge: wow. so wordbank. much blubber. tiny meme. many obscurity. wow. such lookout. much batman. so threaten kingdom. many attack.
Robin: I think the Doge King has spotted us.
Doge: wordbank attack!!!
Batman: I'll handle this. The Batman meme is stronger than the wordbank meme.
POW!
Batman: It's impossible!!! Batman meme is popular. I should be stronger. That's how it works here.
Doge: wow. not how it works. so dum. batman such smart. you much dum.
Batman: Oh God, I was wrong. Let's get out of here!
click. click. click. click. click.
Batman: It won't start!
Doge: wow. so silly. not batman. many fail. godwin's law.
Batman: Godwin's Law! We can't escape in Hitler's car! Godwin's Law says you automatically lose if you try to use Hitler in a fight.
Doge: wow. so funny. no threat. ask questions. you stay.
Batman: A truce?
Doge: wow. so silly. such harmless. ask questions. doges knows.
Batman: I have one question. I know it's not you. You don't have the power. So tell me... Tell me who woke me.