Script:
Robin: Put me down you Black Friday zombies. Alright, I just felt a thumb. Who was that?!
Focus Robin meme. Remember your training. Except I don't have any training. I'm not the real Robin.
What? Where did everybody go? Awkward.
Did I defeat them with my mind?
Batman: No, it was simpler than that. Black Friday was just weak this year. They went home.
Robin: Oh good, I was afraid I was starting to understand this place.
I can't get my bearings, Batman. I feel lost constantly.
My memories aren't even real. You know what that's like?
Batman: Real is relative around here. If it's a meme, it's real.
Robin: Like that time you said "I'm the goddamn Batman!" and called me retarded.
Batman: Eh... That meme wasn't very popular.
Robin: Wow, how is this car so fast?
Batman: Well... I got it from a Hitler meme... Hitler is a strong meme.
So you could say it runs on Hitler power.
Robin: I'm sure there's no way that could bite us in the ass.
