Script: Robin: Put me down you Black Friday zombies. Alright, I just felt a thumb. Who was that?! Focus Robin meme. Remember your training. Except I don't have any training. I'm not the real Robin. What? Where did everybody go? Awkward. Did I defeat them with my mind? Batman: No, it was simpler than that. Black Friday was just weak this year. They went home. Robin: Oh good, I was afraid I was starting to understand this place. I can't get my bearings, Batman. I feel lost constantly. My memories aren't even real. You know what that's like? Batman: Real is relative around here. If it's a meme, it's real. Robin: Like that time you said "I'm the goddamn Batman!" and called me retarded. Batman: Eh... That meme wasn't very popular. Robin: Wow, how is this car so fast? Batman: Well... I got it from a Hitler meme... Hitler is a strong meme. So you could say it runs on Hitler power. Robin: I'm sure there's no way that could bite us in the ass.