Script:
Jesus: It won't be easy getting in. There are a lot of Monsanto monsters in the way.
Batman: Well, let's get started. Jesus, take the wheel.
Jesus: I don't know how to drive.
Batman: Hold her steady, Robin. And don't slow down.
Robin: Should we really be going to Monsanto for meme advice? Most Monsanto memes are anti-Monsanto.
Jesus: Monsanto memes are all made by Monsanto.
Batman [FIGHTING]: GMO corn is made out of the same stuff as all corn!
Jesus: That worked. But it was too educational. And for God's sake, quit using that worn out slap meme.
Jesus [continues]: You see, Robin, they invented these monsters and their memes to protect their empire.
Philosoraptor: If organic is bad and GMO's are good, shouldn't they be proud to label them?
Batman [FIGHTING]: Labeling is what they deserve. But not what they need, right now!
Jesus: Good. I'm not sure I get it, but that's not what matters. And you're branching out.
Jesus [continues]: Robin, Monsanto's competition is fierce. They control it by making the GMO business look risky.
Batman [confronted by tumor mice]: What?
Batman: Is that even a meme?
Jesus: Yeah, well usually it's paired with some dubious claim about how these rats got those tumors.
Jesus: You can do this, Batman. You're a super genius.
Batman: I'm Batman, Your Argument Is Invalid.
Jesus: Yes!!! You cleared the entire road with that one.
[snap!]
Robin: What the... a net?
Jesus: Not just any net.
Jesus: Gentlemen, we've been caught by a Monsanto lawsuit.