Do you think anyone noticed I missed a few publication dates? No? Whew!
I've been falling into a pattern: Wednesdays are pure jokes, Fridays advance the story. I don't promise it'll stay that way, but it feels right.
Which is exactly what your dad said to your mom the night you were conceived. Are you still searching for him? Good for you. Never give up a lost cause.
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