Script:
Jesus: Your work to defeat the Marty McFly meme was just OK. It was solid, but not perfect. It has the makings of a good meme. At least you learned Lesson 1.
Lesson 1: Fight memes with memes.
Jesus: On to Lesson 2. There's a meme down the street that--
Batman: No!!!
Robin: You haven't explained shit. You didn't even tell us why you tried to kill us.
Jesus: Use your brain, kid. Memes can't be killed in a car accident.
Batman: We're not going anywhere, until you explain what you want from us.
Jesus: ...
Jesus: Fine. Batman, get one of the newspapers from that box.
Meme: This meme has been censored because the artist is afraid of jihadists. #JeSuisCharlie
Batman: Who did this?
Jesus: It hardly matters. This was truly the work of an atrocious and powerful meme. I can't fight memes by myself anymore. I grow weaker every year. I'm a joke. I've made mistakes in the past. But now I need your help.
Batman: ... OK. What do you need me to do?
